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J-Dog says:
I don't know it off the top of my head either, but I've certainly never heard Catarrhini.
J-Dog says:
I hear their ballads are the best, though.
K - D says:
I heard to add heat and cold at even intervals and your Catarrhini will feel better
J-Dog says:
Have you tried that new restaurant down the street? Their Catarrhini is delicious!
K - D says:
I'd eat there but they have a terrible Catarrhini infestation
J-Dog says:
I heard it's all better now. They called the local exterminator - Catarrhini and Sons.
K - D says:
Their van is busted, and it's 2 weeks before they can get a replacement Catarrhini converter. Damn foreign cars!
J-Dog says:
Speaking of foreign, my aunt just took a trip to South America to see the yearly Catarrhini migration. I hear they have very impressive summer plumage.
K - D says:
They do. Just don't watch them from the water- if you get in too far, a parasite could climb into your Catarrhini.
J-Dog says:
If that does happen, the village Catarrhini can mix up a soothing ointment that will make everything all better.
K - D says:
Oh, right. I saw that in that Merchant Ivory film, "Catarrhini with a View"... or was that "Catarrhini's End?"
J-Dog says:
I think that one was porn... or maybe it was "Catarrhini Me If You Can."
K - D says:
That film scored 4.4 Catarrhinis on the Catarrhini scale.
J-Dog says:
Ebert and Roeper gave it "Two Catarrhinis up!" I'm still not sure if that's a good thing.
K - D says:
Well, now that Ebert is fighting cancer, he might have to undergo chemical Catarrhini.
J-Dog says:
But his wife and his three little Catarrhinis are right by his side, offering support.
K - D says:
If we go on with this much longer, we might get diagnosed with Munchausen's "Catarrhini-by-Proxy" syndrome and get kicked out of the cult
J-Dog says:
That's okay. Then I can live in peace on the remote tropical island of Catarrhini, sipping my fifth Catarrhini of the day, and getting my Catarrhini massaged by hot local men, who might go back to my hut secluded among the Catarrhini trees for a little Catarrhini-on-Catarrhini action, if you know what I mean!
K - D says:
That cannot be topped. This year's Catarrhini Award must be given to J-dog. I bow to your mastery of the Catarrhini. I will go back to the Catarrhini labs and work on my Catarrhini for next season...